Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St Peter at the pearly gates.
“You’ve all led sinful lives,” said St Peter, “but as this is the season of goodwill to all men, I’ll give you a sporting chance.
If you can show me something that symbolizes Christmas I will allow you to enter.”
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle,” he said.
“You may pass through the pearly gates,” St Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”
St Peter said: “Okay, you may pass through the pearly gates.”
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s knickers.
St Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The man replied, “They’re Carol’s.”
No comments:
Post a Comment