The Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt decided to take up golf, so he went down to the local course.
“Hi,” said Usain, “I’d like to join your golf club.”
“I’m terribly sorry,” said the club captain, “but we don’t let black people join our club. However, if you turn right out of the main gates there is a
public golf course about fifteen minutes up the road. You’ll have absolutely no problem getting a game there.”
“I don’t think you understand,” said Usain. “I am Usain Bolt.”
“Oh, I see, I’m terribly sorry,” said the club captain. “In that case, the public course is five minutes up the road.”
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