A Chinese man calls into work and says, “Solly boss, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”
“You know something,” his employer replies, “I really need you in here today. Tell you what, when I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”
A couple of hours later he calls in again. “I do what you say boss and I feel great. I be at work soon.”
“Didn’t I tell you?” says his employer, feeling quite pleased with himself. “I look forward to seeing you later.”
“Okay, boss. By the way, you got velly nice house.”
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